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Post by Administrator on Jan 14, 2007 13:22:50 GMT -5
Ask one of the Tantalizing Twins a question!
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Post by Starr on Jan 14, 2007 22:44:18 GMT -5
WHAT GOES INTO A HAIR CUTTING SESSION? hOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND?
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Post by Phillip DaPussee on Jan 15, 2007 10:12:43 GMT -5
What's a haircut???
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Post by Jacklyn Miauff on Jan 15, 2007 14:56:15 GMT -5
How much time do you spend putting on your makeup before a show?
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Post by seraphinavitale on Jan 15, 2007 18:16:06 GMT -5
I think that’s what happens when you run drugs for organized crime, f'up real bad, flee, and get caught a thousand miles away. Well, at least that's what happened to my Uncle Patsy down in Florida when I was a kid. He said he was going to get one of these "haircuts" and never came home. My definition may be a little off, but I think I’d steer clear if I were you.
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Post by seraphinavitale on Jan 15, 2007 23:59:34 GMT -5
Have you ever found yourself in the midst of an intensely mind-numbing erection:
1.) While watching movies in which the women aren't predominantly naked? 2.) While watching movies in which the women aren't predominantly naked, but there are lots of explosions and people getting maimed and/or killed? 3.) While showering in the gym? 4.) Seeing a naked woman? 5.) Seeing a naked woman who doesn't shave? 6.) Shopping for a gun? 7.) Shopping for a gun with your buddy? 8.) Shopping for a gun with your buddy while holding each other's cocks? 9.) On your eighteenth birthday? 10) During a sleepover? 11) While doing math? 12) While doing your math teacher?
[Special note; Not answering a question because "there isn't enough info" - instantly makes you Gay.]
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Post by Starr on Jan 16, 2007 0:32:07 GMT -5
How about farm animals....
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Post by seraphinavitale on Jan 16, 2007 1:24:10 GMT -5
How about farm animals.... Emphasis on the term animal should be noted because it refers to a living organism, and not a carcass. The act of sexual gratification with an animal can only be argued in the context that Webster's Dictionary defines the term as a "living being" or a "living individual". Therefore, once decomposition begins, he is within perfectly legal and moral standards to violate the remains in any way he sees fit.
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Post by Phillip DaPussee on Jan 18, 2007 20:08:45 GMT -5
Have you ever found yourself in the midst of an intensely mind-numbing erection: 1.) While watching movies in which the women aren't predominantly naked? 2.) While watching movies in which the women aren't predominantly naked, but there are lots of explosions and people getting maimed and/or killed? 3.) While showering in the gym? 4.) Seeing a naked woman? 5.) Seeing a naked woman who doesn't shave? 6.) Shopping for a gun? 7.) Shopping for a gun with your buddy? 8.) Shopping for a gun with your buddy while holding each other's cocks? 9.) On your eighteenth birthday? 10) During a sleepover? 11) While doing math? 12) While doing your math teacher? [Special note; Not answering a question because "there isn't enough info" - instantly makes you Gay.]1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. Yes 5. Yes 6. Yes 7. Yes 8. Yes 9. Yes 10. Yes 11. Yes 12. Yes 13. Yes -- Call me Farmer Brown 14. Yes -- Got one right now!!!
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Post by Starr on Jan 19, 2007 8:43:48 GMT -5
Speaking of Farmer Brown, do you know Dr. Feelgood ..hahaha...j/k.
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Post by seraphinavitale on Jan 19, 2007 9:36:47 GMT -5
1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. Yes 5. Yes 6. Yes 7. Yes 8. Yes 9. Yes 10. Yes 11. Yes 12. Yes 13. Yes -- Call me Farmer Brown 14. Yes -- Got one right now!!! 116% = Antisexual Celibate
Congratulations, eunuch. You've answered all the questions correctly, even those I didn't ask, and have transcended gender orientation. Please report to the nearest congregation/cult of whatever holy deity you desire and have yourself voluntarily castrated. Wise, honorable, and infallible androgyne; I will forever fawn in the shadow of your greatness, extol the vanity and exhibitionism of your pathology, and model the compulsive drive for vicarious self-gratification. verily
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dejavu
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Post by dejavu on Feb 10, 2007 10:36:01 GMT -5
So.........~*~Phil~*~
Just how tall are you??..........
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dejavu
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Post by dejavu on Feb 10, 2007 15:23:45 GMT -5
~*~*~Hey Phil!!~*~*~ Tantalizing Twins?? I just wanted to say that you had better watch Vic if you keep wearing your fishnets!!!!.. ..you had them on last night right??.....According to him, black ones are a BIG[/b] turn-on... ....lol!!!!! (Let's hope you don't own a pair of red ones too!!) ;D lol
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Post by Phillip DaPussee on Feb 12, 2007 21:29:11 GMT -5
So.........~*~Phil~*~ Just how tall are you??.......... I'm normal height. Everyone else is vertically challenged.
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dejavu
In a Garage Band
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Post by dejavu on Feb 12, 2007 21:34:35 GMT -5
ok.....you are being FUNNY.....NOT ALL of us are vertically challenged....I'd say 6'4 or 5?
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